What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
How do football players deal with their problems?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Can February March?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?