What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
The Prontosaurus.
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What animal loves Indian food?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Where do stars go to college?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
What's a father's favorite flower?