Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
They couldn't find their bats.
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
What's the most determined bird?
Where do surfers go to school?
What did the painter say to the wall?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?