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They couldn't find their bats.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
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What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are goats so funny?
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Why did the cat run away from the tree?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Where do they produce Christian films?
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What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What are you studying in math?
What do you call a peanut in space?