What's the difference between soccer and football?
The country it's being played in.
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
How do you grill cheese?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which president loved to take baths?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?