What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do cows wear bells?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
Why did the tomato go out with the prune?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?