What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
A hissing contest.
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
Surprise!!!!
What nationality are most fish?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What did the confused bee say?
What do fish use for glasses?