What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
How does the sun listen to music?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
How much money does a skunk have?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
A book just fell on my head.
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
What after-school activity do bears participate in?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do goldfish go camping?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?