What do you call a Zen egg?
An ommmlet.
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Someone stole all my lamps.