Why are fish such good architects?
Their models are always to scale.
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Which is the worst season?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?