What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Egg White.
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What style of music weighs the most?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?