What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
A-chew toy!
Why are bakers so good at math?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What did the snake name his daughter?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do insects learn at school?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?