Which animal loves to have a good time?
The wee-sel!
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What do fish use for glasses?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is the emptiest holiday?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?