How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the calf play in the school band?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why do cats love to work?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?