How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
It's impossible to put down!
It's allergy season again?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?