What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bam-BOO!
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you eat on July 5th?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why do trees hate going to school?