What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A wool coat.
What do you call an arctic cow?
How does a witch play loud music?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?