What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
A wool coat.
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why are all priests fit?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What's black and white and goes around and around?