What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's a father's favorite flower?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Which elf is the best singer?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the foal cough?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call a retired cowboy?