What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
A golden receiver.
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Where does breakfast live?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Where do cats go on vacation?