Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
They have to protect their bear skin.
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
When do astronauts eat?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?