What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
I used to be addicted to not showering.
How do dog catchers get paid?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?