What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Star Warts.
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
What's the politest month?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
Why did the frog have a long face?