Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
A flame-ingo.
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?