What's the politest month?
May.
Why did electricity win the race?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why did the foal cough?
How do you talk to a giant?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What game does a rabbit always win?