What's the politest month?
May.
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why was the bud so shy?
Did you know about April 1st?
How do you grill cheese?
How do birds threaten one another?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What is a pilot's favorite TV show?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?