What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What horn never makes a sound?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What bird is losing its hair?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Where do stars go to college?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?