What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
He has a case of March Madness®.
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do fairies always drink?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?