Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
Who won the race between two balls of string?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What does a dog say before eating?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?