Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
A stamp.
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why did electricity win the race?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Which dinosaurs make great musicians?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?