How much money does a skunk have?
One scent.
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
How do you get straight A's?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?