What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
When does a horse talk?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
Why did he change his bike's tires?
Why is the beach so confident?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
How do fleas travel?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Where does the president keep his razor?