Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What table can you never sit at?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
Why are trees always so positive?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What does Santa order at the bar?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What is the best book to read in autumn?