Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
She was playing by ear.
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
How does one gelatin greet another?