Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is the loneliest cheese?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What is another name for a cow?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Why are ghosts always single?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?