Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don't work.
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why do cats love to work?
How can you make 7 even?
What fish sings the best?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
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What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?