What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Ben & Jerry Maguire.
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What do you call two birds in love?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
How do you send a message in the forest?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why do trees have so many friends?
What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Who does everyone's hair in space?