What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
Ben & Jerry Maguire.
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What's the scariest letter?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What vegetables do librarians like?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why don't ants get sick?
What sport are eggs the best at?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?