Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
How do fleas travel?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a household of counselors?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
What do little fish love to play with?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What do you call a pig thief?