Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
He had his own frog horn.
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why are frogs always happy?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?