Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What's the saddest part of the week?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?