Why don't ants get sick?
Because they have little antibodies.
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!