What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why did the gardener bury all his money?
What does the sun drink out of?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.