What sport are eggs the best at?
Running!
Why do cats always get what they want?
How do you arrest a pig?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?