Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Why did the frog starve?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What did one plate say to the other?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What is the definition of Robin?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
How do you compliment a cat?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
Why is a computer so smart?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?