Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
He couldn't put it down.
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What nationality are most fish?
What was the first animal in space?
How was the wedding?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What is blue and not heavy?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you call hiking college students?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What is the coolest country?