Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Because he kept pulling his leg.
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What do insects learn at school?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Which bug is related to you?
What siblings are always sad?
What horn never makes a sound?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?