What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why didn't the melons get married?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?