What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why are basketball courts always wet?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Which family member is always relieved?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?