What do jokesters study in college?
Psych! - ology.
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of tournaments do birds always win?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
I broke my finger!
Who is the most forgiving celebrity?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?