What do jokesters study in college?
Psych! - ology.
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What car can't keep a secret?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Which former US President was always cold?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What do sheep say when they're in love?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call a rabbit barber?