What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
How do birds threaten one another?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
What is the most adorable season?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why are all priests fit?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?