What do you call stolen cheese?
Nacho cheese.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
How does a barber get to work?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
How does a cow do math?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?