Why do kids love theater classes?
Because they love to play!
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?