Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?