Do dads always snore?
No, only when they are asleep!
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Who is a house's favorite band?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call it when someone asks for their coworker's hand in marriage?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What's the saddest part of the week?