What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
What do you call hiking college students?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What did you learn in school today, son?
Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?
How do billboards talk?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the most determined bird?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?