What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?