How do scientists grow fruit?
In a peach tree dish.
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
The museum curator needed a break.
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
How do you arrest a pig?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What birds make average students?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call a fly without wings?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?