Why did the two science teachers start dating?
They had good chemistry.
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?