What dog never pays attention in class?
A labra-doodle.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Which plant has the best roar?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What bee is good for your health?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
What's the friendliest pen?
Why did the computer run out of money?
What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why do two skunks argue?