What dog never pays attention in class?
A labra-doodle.
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What time of day was Adam created?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?