Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What kind of bird can write?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
How do you make a cow float?
Why don't wolves like fast food?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?