Why did the chicken cross the net?
It wanted to get to the other site.
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What animal likes to party the most?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?