What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Why was the bud so shy?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What do ducks get after they eat?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What do you call a famous turtle?
Why did the person sit on the clock?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?