What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Sorry, I just don't feel a spark.
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What's the noisiest food?
What birds make average students?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why are fish such good architects?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What kind of music do planets like?