Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
How are teens like cats?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?