Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
He was the wurst on his team.
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
How does a witch play loud music?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?