Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What season begins with a thud?
Why do all the planets get along?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?
It's allergy season again?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What bird helps you stay dry?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?