Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
Because they were always in school.
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?
How does NASA organize a company party?
What is the smallest lion?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Families are like fudge.