How does a barber get to work?
He rides a razor scooter.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
Why are babies so good at basketball?