What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the elk have great hair?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why do bees gossip?