What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Bambi-dexterous.
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What's a cat's favorite color?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why was the broom late for school?
Where do ants go to eat?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
What is the wealthiest fish?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
How do horses navigate at night?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
What do mice bring on a picnic?