What car can't keep a secret?
A Kia Telluride.
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of ant is good at math?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What kind of money do fishermen make?