Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
Because they have excellent penman-ship.
Why did the computer run out of money?
What kind of cheese do they eat on Sesame Street®?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Families are like fudge.
What do you give an angry rhino?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
The museum curator needed a break.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What do you call an insincere horse?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why did the chicken cross the playground?