What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
A where-wolf.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What's the king of all school supplies?
What kind of birds make the best thieves?
When does a horse talk?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What sports are both plant-based?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?