What is a spider's favorite book?
Charlotte's Web!
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why are grandkids so great?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
How is life like toilet paper?
What do you call a short cow?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What math figure is also in the band?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why is tennis such a loud sport?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why did the tomato turn red?