What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why do cows wear bells?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What's a priest's favorite food?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?