What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
That's udderly ridiculous!
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What game do bats excel at?
Why is heaven always so tidy?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why are grandkids so great?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?