Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
My brother is my partner in crime.
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What vehicles are in the best shape?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What do cows like to dance to?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?