Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
Which celebrity is loved by all horses?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?